Friday, 23 December 2016

Latest Fresh Love Whatsapp Status Quotes in English -Best Whatsapp Status-{UNIQUE 2017}

There was a girl who was playing in the park when she saw a picture ion the bush. She kept the photo, but forgot about it until she was married. Her husband asked, who is that little boy in her wallet. She answered: "My first love" Then the husband smiled and said: "I lost this picture when I was nine years old".



  • I love you yesterday I love you still, I always have…. I always will
  • Kiss me, and you may see stars, love me and I will give them to you.
  • Love is not about how much you say “i love you” but how much you can prove that it’s true.
  • Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people, when one leaves it hurts the other.
  • No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
  • Unity is strength… when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved.
  • Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.
  • Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.
  • Silence is a source of great strength.
  • Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.
  • No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
  • Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
  • Love is just love, it can never explained.
  • The soul that is within me no man can degrade.
  • A single twig breaks, but the bundle of twigs is strong.
  • Perhaps I am stronger than I think.
  • Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
  • Every burden is a blessing.
  • The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.
  • I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
  • If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
  • Joy is the simplest form of gratitude.
  • No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
  • Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
  • The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
  • Education is the movement from darkness to light.
  • Courage is grace under pressure.
  • I’m thankful for every moment.
  • One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
  • Where words fail, music speaks.
  • Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.
  • All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
  • We came equals into this world, and equals shall we go out of it.
  • Equality is the soul of liberty; there is, in fact, no liberty without it.
  • All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.
  • We’re still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.
  • You affect the world by what you browse.
  • Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.
  • Patience is not simply the ability to wait – it’s how we behave while we’re waiting.
  • Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
  • With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
  • Patience is the art of hoping.
  • Genius is eternal patience.
  • Our patience will achieve more than our force.
  • Humility is attentive patience.
  • Wise to resolve, and patient to perform.
  • I’m patient.
  • Positive anything is better than negative nothing.
  • Learning never exhausts the mind.
  • You cannot open a book without learning something.
  • The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding.
  • Question everything. Learn something. Answer nothing.
  • I never learned from a man who agreed with me.
  • The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
  • The delights of self-discovery are always available.
  • I am still learning.
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  • It is what we know already that often prevents us from learning.
  • Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.
  • Everything I learned I learned from the movies.
  • Some books leave us free and some books make us free.
  • You teach best what you most need to learn.
  • It’s not the teaching, it’s the learning.
  • Respect yourself if you would have others respect you.
  • Change is the end result of all true learning.
  • Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning.
  • Learning how to learn is life’s most important skill.
  • Learning too soon our limitations, we never learn our powers.
  • I am forever learning and changing.
  • This life is a process of learning.
  • Learning is finding out what you already know.
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  • Experience is making mistakes and learning from them.
  • I would fain grow old learning many things.
  • You aren’t learning anything when you’re talking.
  • Teaching is the royal road to learning.
  • You only stop learning when you quit.
  • Learning is its own exceeding great reward.
  • I think you’re working and learning until you die.
  • Respect is what we owe; love, what we give.
  • If we are not free, no one will respect us.
  • Learning to trust is one of life’s most difficult tasks.
  • Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.
  • Common sense is not so common.
  • I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.
  • Action is the real measure of intelligence.
  • Always be smarter than the people who hire you.


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Thursday, 22 December 2016

Top 50+ [Attitude] Fresh Love Status for Whatsapp 2017 | Crazy Romantic Whatsapp Status Ideas |

Leena was pretty much the same in appearance. But, there was something about her that didn’t feel the same. She smiled less and often had an indifferent expression. She used to smile more back then, her eyes were shining but now they were cold. She was like snow, pretty yet cold. It’s like a really good outlook but if you tick her, she’ll snap your neck in a glance.


  • "I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go."
  • "Every moment I spent with you.. is like beautiful dream come true."
  • "I don’t like waiting, I’m so impatient. But I’ll wait forever, as long as I end up with u." 
  • "There's only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you - I Love You."
  • "Everyone says u fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person. "
  • "Every time I see u I fall in love all over again""
  •  "Nothing is fine, but when I’m with you everything is fine."
  • "If u are not interested then don't cheat him.. Better leave him."
  • Love is like a rubber band, when both can stretch ,and then one can release then it can heart the other!
  • "Better to be alone than being with some1 who makes u feel alone."
  • "Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I'll give it back. "
  • "Love me 4 a second and I'll love you forever. "
  • Ki Hoya Je Tere Nal Larda Ha !! Pyaar V Ta Kamliye Tnu Hi Krda Ha! 
  • "The person who makes u happiest is the person who can hurt you the most."
  • Did YOU know i really love the 2nd word of this question? 
  • "When I'm sad don't look at me - just kiss me ""
  • "I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me. "
  •  "I fell in love with u, I don't know why or how. I just did."
  • No matter how "busy" a person is...if they really love, they will always find the time for you.!
  • In Early Morning When i Awake Up i want to see U In front of my Eyes.. 
  • Love is like a Air ..We can't see it but! we can feel it..
  • Love is that which ,cannot see the poorness...
  • Why am I so afraid to lose u when i know you're not even mine? 
  • Love in Life ,Make the life beautiful..
  • "Love is That Which can not see the Religious, Caste, Rich, Poor..in life.."
  • In life I need only you!
  • My "Heart" is always your!
  •  Love is like the sun which coming out from the clouds and warming your soul.
  • True Love = No doubts + No jealousy + No worries then life is good
  • Always Love your GB from your Heart not from your mood or Mind..
  • In love Never say "Sorry"!
  • When I think about you...I don't feel so alone....
  •  -If you were thinking about someone ,while Studying you're definitely in Love...
  • Love is that ,which can never explained
  • Love is That Which can not see the Religious ,Caste ,Rich ,Poor .in life..
  • Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day in life. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away...??
  • My love for you is a journey_ that starts at forever and ends at never in Life.....
  • I lost my Heart Can Any body See...??
  • Love is that which can makes you smile when you're tired..!!
  • If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want do for them is to be happy....even if you are not with him..
  • I'm in love with you ,and nobody stop loving you...
  • Time goes by a very slower when you miss the someone who love you.
  • Love is master key of opening a gate of happiness...
  • There is No Scale To Measure the love..
  • "Love is not about how much u say “i love you” but how much u can prove that it’s true."
  • "The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they’re already looking at u."
  • "You’re the reason behind my smile.."
  • "Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled & replied, She’s fine .."
  • "Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with u everything is perfect."
  • "I love my life because it gave me u I love you because u are my life."
  • Aisa nahi hai ki main tere bina jee nahi sakta, sach to yeh hai ki main tere bina jeena nahi chahata..
  • "There are only 2 times that I want to be with you… Now and Forever."
  • "Thinking of u is easy, I do it every day. Missing u is the heartache that never goes away."
  • Dosti karna humein bhi sikhado zara,,Us dil k kone mein hum ko bhi bithado zara
  • A man in love is incomplete until he is married with her love. Then he’s finished. 
  • Love is the only thing that  control every single emotion you have.
  • "Mene bhi badal diye apne zindagi ke ausul,Ab jo yaad karega woh yaad rahega..!!"
  • Love never fails and when it fails in life, then its not love! 
  • "Na Jaane Kyun Aapko Dekthe Hi Hum Khamosh Ho Gaye"
  • When You Are Crying.!! Think About Her And You Smile..
  • "Don’t TRUST 2 much , don’t LOVE too much , don’t CARE too much because that ‘ TOO MUCH ‘ will HURT u so much"
  • "The TRUTH hurts only once but a LIE hurts every time u remember it!"
  • "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

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Tuesday, 20 December 2016

Latest [UNIQUE ] 100+ One Line Short Romantic Whatsapp Status 2017 *Most Romatic Quotes for Whatsapp*

Now i wanted to go to college, so I had taken a college-prep course in school. The Great Depression was approaching, however, and I knew I would not be able to both work and go to college. Instead, I took a two-year business course in night school learning typing and bookkeeping. That course helped me all my working life, including 27 years later when I became the town clerk and treasurer of Jamaica, Vermont, for 11 years.
  • Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.
  • There is No Scale To Measure the love..
  • When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I'll say you.
  • Never trust your heart because it's on the right side.
  • Love isn't complicated, people are.
  • Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
  • There's only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you - I Love You.
  • I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.
  • Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.
  • Dear crush!! You'ved crushed me <3
  • I want vitamin "U"
  • If you are not interested then don't cheat him.. Better leave him..
  • He loves death, she loves life, he lives for her, she dies for him...
  • You left me? Fine! But don't love somebody else in front of me.
  • You are the only clock thats ticking in my heart..!!
  • Late night conversations with our loved ones..!! <3
  • It's not about her looks, It's about her heart.
  • If you fall in love... be ready for the tears..!!
  • You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.
  • Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it lasts.
  • I can't see myself without you. Sold My Soul to You ♥
  • My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
  • Better to b alone than being wid sme1 who makes u feel alone...
  • Thanks for being in my life
  • The heart that loves, stays always young.
  • Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.
  • Love is not about posssession, Love is about appreciation
  • So far, but I love you alwaysdream without fear, love without limits..
  • Life is too short to cry on....
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  • You either live in love or die, there is no way in between
  • I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
  • Love is knowing that some one is there for you always
  • The person loves you more will fight with you daily without any reason
  • Whenever i see your text the first thing comes in my mind is YOU. ♥ :p
  • Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
  • My Hearts beats only for you.
  • Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.
  • Love when you're ready, not when you are alone.
  • Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
  • I'd cross the world for someone like you.
  • Love cures people, both the one who give it and the one who receive it- Dr. Karl
  • Hi, is a short, simple word but it's how love starts.
  • Love can be demonstrated not defined.
  • Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
  • Only you can give me that feeling.
  • Love has no limits.
  • Everything is fair in Love and War.
  • I want another day with you.
  • You can't stop loving short girls.
  • Just because I'm busy doesn't mean I don't love you
  • I usually don't get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.
  • Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
  • Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
  • When I count my blessings i count you twice.
  • I think love is fearless.
  • I need you so much closer.
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  • My heart is perfect because.. you are inside.
  • You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.
  • When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.
  • I need you, you need me. Let's make it work.
  • Being someone's first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
  • Love me for a second and I'll love you forever.
  • I hope you always find a reason to smile.
  • I love you even when I hate you.
  • Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.
  • Be the type of person you want to meet.
  • I can't stop missing you.
  • Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.
  • You think you're one of millions but you're one in a million to me.
  • All I need is your love.
  • I want you today and tomorrow and next week and for the rest of my life.
  • Let all that you do be done n love.
  • I'll never forget the first time I saw you.
  • True love has a habit of coming back.
  • Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line. - Wyn Owen Justin
  • I'm done begging for your love.
  • I don't even know why I like you. But I just do.
  • Why am I so afraid to lose you when you're not even mine?
  • I can't go a day without thinking about you.
  • There is no finish line so love the journey.
  • Fall in love not in line.
  • If you love something set it free.
  • The minute you think of giving up think of the reason why you held on so long.
  • So many of my smiles begin with you.
  • A true love story nerve ends.
  • Love is like a Air.. We can't see it but! we can feel it..
  • Love is that which, cannot see the poorness...
  • Love in Life, Make the life beautiful..
  • In life I need only you!
  • My "Heart" is always your!
  • Love is like the sun which coming out from the clouds and warming your soul.
  • True Love = No doubts + No jealousy + No worries then life is good
  • Always Love your GB from your Heart not from your mood or Mind..
  • In love Never say "Sorry"!
  • When I think about you.. I don't feel so alone....
  • If you were thinking about someone, while Studying you're definitely in Love...
  • Love is that, which can never explained.
  • Love is That Which can not see the Religious, Caste, Rich, Poor..in life..

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Monday, 19 December 2016

New Attractive Status for Whatsapp 2017 |Most Romantic Cute Whatsapp Status 99|

We all love a good story, partially because it engages our emotions. While these stories were not done in person, it would be interesting to see the results done in a real world situation. Telling stories face to face would require a much different approach, but as such it may also have more powerful effects. We’ll have to wait and see if some aspiring psychologist takes this to the field. In the meantime fellas may want to forget the pickup lines and instead learn how to narrate their qualities and experiences with a well told story. With them as the hero, of course.

  • I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and u should try too. 
  • My personality is who I am and my attitude depends on who you are! 
  • I never insult people I only tell them what they R. 
  • Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.!!
  • If u think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
  • I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me! 
  • I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT. !!
  • Please don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude. 
  • My attitude based on how u treat me.
  • Life will give u exactly what you need, not what you want.
  • Yeah U - The one reading my status, Get Lost! 
  • I loved a girl & she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair...
  • Your Whatsapp status say’s online...If your online then why aren’t you texting me 
  • Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save ur girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine. 
  • I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!
  • I’m cool but global warming made me hot. 
  • Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
  • Excuse me!!. I found something under my shoes ohhh its your Attitude.
  • I’m looking 4 a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 
  • If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’..
  • What is a Best friend?? A single soul in two bodies. 
  • Before you judge me make sure that you're perfect.. ??
  • It's better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool. 
  • Style is a way to say who u are without speaking. 
  • Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. !!
  • I am multi talented, i can talk & piss you off at the same time. 
  • Gal V ohna di hundi ae jinha di koi gal baat hundi ae!! 
  • I am not a special Person ,But I am just limited edition.
  • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
  • Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood. 
  • Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF
  • I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking.  
  • I don't hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who loves me.
  • I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
  • Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.  
  • Status Unavailable! Check Later...!!
  • Always stay true to yourself ,& never sacrifice who are you for anyone.
  • If some one hate you without any ,reason then Give the reason to him..!
  • Being "Single" is My Attitude!
  • !Good Girl are those which ca help people, Bad Girl have no time to help...
  • I hate when people look at my status and say "Its Bakwas"
  • Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY. !!
  • I wish I could have Genie who could make my dreams come true....
  • Don't See My Status, Appointment is needed..
  • I don't need to explain myself coz, I know I'm right. 
  • Someone asked me How's your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine!!
  • Sukh Wele Selfie,Dukh Wele Status,Har Time Online Shounk Preet  Da!! 
  • if people have a problem with you then ask him her problem!..
  • Adopt a right attitude make you the negative thinking to postive thinking!
  • May my enemies live a long life to see my success. !!
  • Weakness of attitude become weakness you!
  • I am not changed it's just I grew up & you should try too. 
  • The only disability in life is a bad Attitude.!!
  • Some people R just so FAKE that if u look properly at the back of their neck, you'll find a tag saying "MADE IN CHINA" 
  • When someone says: u are UGLY TELL them oh sorry I was trying to look like you!!
  • A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If u don't change it, you'll never go anywhere. 
  • I don't have an attitude!! I have a personality U can't handle!!!
  • I'm single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best. 
  • Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. !!
  • If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun.!!!
  • People say I have a dirty mind, But Im say its just creative! !!
  • I can't change the destination of wind but I can change the bad thinking of mine...
  • A bad attitude is plane tire if you not change it you can never think positive!.!!
  • My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee! !!
  • If you want to cry, use a tissue!! not your status...!! 
  • People with status don't need status!!

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Sunday, 18 December 2016

Latest Best Love Whatsapp Status Ever 2017 [ Romantic Whatsapp Status *UPDATES* ]

After some days . I just write down a letter to express my feelings but she don’t able to understand stand lot of things what had writing in the letter. After some days I started seeing her face in the mirror of the  wrist watch I Wear but after some days his friends tells about me what’s my views about her. But after listening all these things she is too happy I can’t able to express. But after some time she sad it is not possible because we are from different religions. But I say to her trust me .

  • Here is the place where I Love You.
  • You and me makes a wonderful WE.
  • Here it’s safe, here it’s warm.
  • Deep in the meadow, hidden far away.
  • Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.
  • I’ll love you until the day after forever.
  • A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray.
  • Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine :).
  • I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day that I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
  • Here the daisies guard you from every warm.
  • And when it’s morning again, they’ll wash away.
  • There are only two times that I want to be with you… Now and Forever.
  • I never feared death or trying. I only feared losing you.
  • And I promise you this, no matter who enters your life, I will love more than any of them.
  • Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.
  • I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life.
  • Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true.


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Wednesday, 14 December 2016

Latest Top 10 Romantic Whatsapp Status 2017 [ *UNIQUE* Love Whatsapp Status]

My love story have some difference from the begining.I first met my girl friend in my school not as my girl friend but as my enemy. But I donot know that she was made for me and one day I will love her.But by the flow of time I gradually known that what is LOVE? Thats one I hate,gradually I knew that what is that thing. And when I knew love, I collected her (my enemy) phone no and  proposed  her.The reason of this thing I dont know and I propose her at 6.11am in Nov 5 Thursdaynd she replied me yes at 3.00pm in the same day.And after then we talked ourselvs by phone in every night nd day in a romantic mood,and we were binded by the love nd every personal thing we will share among us…

 

  1. The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they’re already looking at you.
  2. My girlfriend always laughs during sex . . . no matter what she’s reading!
  3. I love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it.
  4. Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
  5. I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy!
  6. You’re the reason behind my smile.
  7. If I were Nike and you were Mcdonald, I would be doing it and you would be loving it!
  8. You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
  9. She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
  10. Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!



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Monday, 5 December 2016

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Me and my boyfriend were out to dinner and there was an older couple sitting near us.
All of a sudden I heard the older man say "Remember when we were like that?" I looked at my boyfriend and we laughed and giggled. When I turned back around, my boyfriend had a ring in his hand, and said "I can't wait until we're like that!"



  • Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
  • The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
  • Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
  • It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
  • Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
  • Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
  • God is really creative, i mean…just look at me.
  • May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
  • When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
  • Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
  • Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
  • They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
  • That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
  • Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
  • Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
  • I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  • I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
  • I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
  • I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
  • When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
  • The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
  • One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
  • Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
  • Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
  • I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
  • Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
  • The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
  • People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
  • When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
  • The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
  • I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
  • I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
  • Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
  • Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
  • Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
  • I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  • The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
  • The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
  • Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
  • If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
  • I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
  • Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
  • ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
  • Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
  • Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
  • I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
  • Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
  • When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
  • Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
  • I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
  • Better late than never, but never late is better.
  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
  • I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
  • Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
  • If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
  • Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.
  • No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
  • Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
  • In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
  • Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
  • Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
  • God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.
  • You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee
  • Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.


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