- Some poeple are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
- I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect'. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
- Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
- A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
- When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
- My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
- I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
- Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
- It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.
- You're like a sharpie - super fine.
- I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.
- I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
- Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you.
- Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
- I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
- At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
- I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
- Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one makes your dreams come true. Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
- Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. Life isn't about how many breaths you take but about the moments that take your breathe away.
- This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
- My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
- Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.
- Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
- Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
- If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
- I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind
- Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend.
- I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.
- I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
- Your intelligence is my common sense.
- Education is the movement from darkness to light.
- Courage is grace under pressure.
- I’m thankful for every moment.
- One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
- Where words fail, music speaks.
- Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
- We came equals into this world, and equals shall we go out of it.
- Equality is the soul of liberty; there is, in fact, no liberty without it.
- All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.
- We’re still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.
- You affect the world by what you browse.
- Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.
- Patience is not simply the ability to wait – it’s how we behave while we’re waiting.
- Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
- With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
- Patience is the art of hoping.
- Genius is eternal patience.
- Our patience will achieve more than our force.
- Humility is attentive patience.
- Wise to resolve, and patient to perform.
- I’m patient.
- Positive anything is better than negative nothing.
- Learning never exhausts the mind.
- You cannot open a book without learning something.
- The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding.
- Question everything. Learn something. Answer nothing.
- I never learned from a man who agreed with me.
- The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
- The delights of self-discovery are always available.
- I am still learning.
- t is what we know already that often prevents us from learning.
- Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.
- Everything I learned I learned from the movies.
- Some books leave us free and some books make us free.
- You teach best what you most need to learn.
- It’s not the teaching, it’s the learning.
- Respect yourself if you would have others respect you.
- Change is the end result of all true learning.
- Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning.
- Learning how to learn is life’s most important skill.
- Learning too soon our limitations, we never learn our powers.
- I am forever learning and changing.
- This life is a process of learning.
- Learning is finding out what you already know.
- Experience is making mistakes and learning from them.
- I would fain grow old learning many things.
- You aren’t learning anything when you’re talking.
- Teaching is the royal road to learning.
- You only stop learning when you quit.
- Learning is its own exceeding great reward.
- I think you’re working and learning until you die.
- Respect is what we owe; love, what we give.
- If we are not free, no one will respect us.
- Learning to trust is one of life’s most difficult tasks.
- Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.
- Common sense is not so common.
- I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.
- Action is the real measure of intelligence.
- Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
- Man knows so much and does so little.
- Man knows so much and does so little.
- Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.
- Winners never quit and quitters never win.
- Success is where preparation and opportunity meet.
- Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
- Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
- The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express.
- There is a kind of beauty in imperfection.
- A good husband makes a good wife.
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